You're Hired!

Hello Internet. You look lovely today. Well, you look decent. I see you didn't dress up, but what's new.

A quick update on something that deserves much more than that. I have been hired full time at the show which is absolutely fantastic. I share an office (which is literally an old bank vault) with another young employee and we've decided to turn our steel (eventual) grave into a 70s love nest. That way, when the vault door accidentally closes on us. We will find great solitude in the glowing light of the lava lamp as our bodies slowly die from oxygen deprovation.

In said scenario. I will try to get one last entry online with my last will and testament. Be aware, if I try to leave anything to Graham, that is solely the oxygen depravation talking. I will leave him with nothing, and if possible, I would like him to be burried alive alongside my body. He would want it that way. Trust me.

Also, everyone here has different things on their desk to personalize their workspace. Write in the comments below what I should do to personalize my office (i.e what kinds of pictures, movie posters, newspaper clippings, you know, office stuff).

That's all for now,

Ross

Guess who's back

Boy, has it been a WHILE. Yes, it has, and I apologize. I apologize for misleading you. By not blogging over the past month (I rounded down) I have misled my readers making them think I was off being productive. When instead I was off being merely ductive.

Okay, that's a lie, I've been extremely productive. So eat that, all you out there who think that you can't work in a town that isn't hiring. I've been making my own work.

Upon leaving my internship, I called up my friend Brett. That conversation went something like this:

(Reenactment)
Brett: Hello?

Ross: Bro Lemia, what's going on?

Brett: Hey, not much.

Ross: Want to make the best web series the world has ever seen?

Brett: Sure! With our powers combined...

Ross: We can summon earth's greatest champion...

Brett and Ross put their rings together

CAPTAIN PLANET!

Captain Planet: Oh, you know, I would you guys. But I have this thing I gotta go to. Good luck.

Captain Planet leaves.

Ross: That guy was a dick.

Brett: And how!

Either way, we started making our Shitty Roommate webisodes and have gotten great responses. I'll post my favorite one here and let you (the reader) navigate the clues to find the rest of them. Just think of it as National Treasure but without having to put up with the idea that Nicholas Cage knows anything about American history.



Enjoy that? Good, I'm glad.

See Ross? It wasn't that hard. It took you like 7 minutes to update this thing. Let's vow to never abandon these fine readers again (until the next time you abandon these fine readers) Agreed? Good.

That's all for now. Keep checking those links and subscribe to my Twitter should you want more Ross in smaller doses.

www.twitter.com/therosseverett

I love you all (most of you)

~Ross