Secret Santa

All the rumors about being in an office are true. Copiers are always overcrowded, people do talk about television around the water cooler, and Secret Santa is the greatest thing ever.

As the new guy I was a little hesitant at first but I decided to throw my name into the hat. This morning when I arrived, I found this:


I thought. Oh, wow, they knew I was Jewish. Then I looked inside and found these:Someone clearly knows that I'm a closeted Catholic.

I'm really looking forward to finding out what other perks working in an office has to offer. Big fingers crossed for the Chinese New Year. I hear that holiday is ridiculous.